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philherrupp:
“  By a young woman (23) that we just met: “The first two guys I ever went down on were both super small…I can remember being unable to stop laughing when I first saw them. One kept nervously asking “what’s wrong?” & I had to try so hard...
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By a young woman (23) that we just met:

“The first two guys I ever went down on were both super small…I can remember being unable to stop laughing when I first saw them.  One kept nervously asking “what’s wrong?” & I had to try so hard to not completely burst out in laughter.

I was only 16 but my body & mind somehow already knew that penis size mattered.  I’m sure they have both since realized why I couldn’t stop smiling from embarrassment for them.  Bwahaha losers!!! 

I dealt with the first one for a little bit before I gave up, & the second was the first time I broke up with a guy because he was under-developed & undersized.  But it would not be the last.  I learned.  I know better. 

I’m a Size Queen now…& forever.  First date gets a check, no bullshit: not big enough (8+)?  Thanks for the coffee/drink/dinner/movie/whatever.  Don’t call me again.  Don’t waste my time.  Sorry.

Like it or hate it (& I know a lotta guys hate it & I know I sound like a bitch, but I need to be happy, what can I tell you?), I would have let both of ‘em fuck me if their cocks were big & not tiny like a toddler would have between his legs.  And it’s just that simple.”

I cite this only to say that I wish I had her acumen & “sexual wisdom” (for lack of a better term) at her age.  Or even twice her age lol!  Wise beyond her years, this one.  If she will do me the honor, I am going to try to mentor & mold her with the wisdom I have acquired over the years, & get her to keep a small penis around (& locked up) for all her tasks that will need attending (possibly even to the point of making him her Groom some lucky day), & a big cock around (aka “a real man”) to attend to all her many sexual needs.

We are sure she will find such an arrangement…most satisfactory.  ;-)~  She already has the toughest part figured out: men are best suited to different tasks in life based on the nature of their manhood.  It’s a secret most never uncover.

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And what happens when bitches arnt tight. Then the guy with the average or above average dick is an ass hole cause he can’t cum from loose pussy.